Okay, this is a quickie here this morning...
Topic: Implied Condiments
Rant: Seriously, a human being should never, EVER have to ask someone at a fast food restaurant if they can have some ketchup with their meal. This condiment should be implied with the purchasing of any food item whatsoever at these grease joints. Please don't make me ask for ketchup with my fries...it only makes you look stupid and unintuitive.
In Closing: Asking "Do you need ketchup with those fries?" is equally as ridiculous as "Do fries come with that shake?"
-Cellulite and Tell You Right,
Andy
Unintuitive? Don't get me started on "intuitive". We all had to learn that ketchup goes well with fries; tomatoes don't grow next to potatoes.
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