I wish I was making this up...

Boss (who is perpetually late): Oh sorry, I'm running late this morning. I forgot to set my clocks back, can you believe it?

Me: Shouldn't you be early then, and not late?

Boss: (crickets chirping)

I just have to keep reminding myself that I am thankful that I have a job.

Also, I think I'm going to turn all of these weird things my boss says into a series on here. Gotta come up with a catchy title first. Hmmmmm....Stay tuned.